God is Gay

Because I like to stir the pot - I thought I'd post some of my poems individually - especially the ones that will offend! I just can't help myself. If you're inclined you can read the whole volume of Outrageous Rhymes along with my other published work for free HERE.

GOD IS GAY

God’s older than time, that’s not just a line, 

Even Gaydar would list him above 39.

He’s certainly single, no wife on the shingleNo fiancée, or girl, no regular twirl.

And a lot has been penned about God and his friends,

But never a line of a girlfriend spoken

In his house the male form goes unbroken

So he’s up their alone, in a home he calls heaven,

Avoiding suspicion with Romans 1:27

But he’s not all alone as he works on our fates

There’s talk of his friend, attending the gates.

Peter his ‘flat mate’ who works the front yard.

Toiling all day, his abs cut rock hard.

And the bible tells more, about others before,

One of them Gabriel who God once adored.

Cast out of heaven in a terrible fight

God took off his wings denying him flight.

And unlike straight couples who argue for debts,

A gay separation is about wardrobe and pets

So Gabriel’s wings, the metaphor clear,

The wings were designer, the season last year.

And why should we argue or take any bets,

When Noah’s quite famous for taking the pets.